It’s no secret that NobEssence toys are the epitome of beautiful. With gorgeous wood in seductive shapes, what’s not to love? After reading Epiphora’s review of the NobEssence Romp and hearing her praise it day after day, I lusted for my very own. When it arrived in the mail, I tweeted and chatted about how beautiful it was. It truly was love at first sight.
I wasted no time taking the Romp out of its gorgeous box and turning the artsy butt plug in my hands, examining every inch of the Cocobolo wood I had previously oo’ed and aww’ed over in pictures. It was better than I had imagined, a true work of art. I hurried to wash the Romp and cover it with silicone lube, prepping it for my ass . I laid down, easing the tip into my butt. With a bit of a stretch the Romp was sucked into me, right where it belonged. My ass fussed a little over the unfamiliar width and rigidness, but turned into a very happy butt within a few minutes.
The Romp has been designed flawlessly for the body. The curves provide a subtle sensation, yet are hard to miss at the same time. While Epiphora has said she prefers the handle pointing towards her back, I find it most pleasurable with the handle facing frontwards. I have found that if I face the handle towards my back, I can feel the tip of the Romp poking me. (Funny enough, Epiphora has said the same thing about wearing hers with the handle facing forward!) With the handle facing my navel, the Romp feels like it’s part of my body, moving along with me as if it was always meant to be there. There really is no wrong way to use the Romp, and it’s bound to fit differing personal anatomies and preferences.
NobEssence products are hand-carved and sealed in a 16 step finishing process. They use a bio-compatible coating, called Lubrosity, which renders their wooden toys non-porous, completely waterproof, and sterilizable. (To sterilize, wipe the surface with a 10% bleach solution. Do not put NobEssence toys in your dishwasher or a pot of boiling water!) Each and every NobEssence piece is unique, with interesting wood grain patterns and knots. Rest assured that NobEssence is truly worth every penny, as each toy will last a life-time (with proper care, of course) and is made to make you happy.
I honestly cannot praise the Romp enough. With its genius shape and gorgeous wood, this is honestly my favorite butt toy ever. It’s in my top three favorite sex toys of all time, right up there with the Pure Wand and Eroscillator. Yes, it’s that good. As Epiphora said, “so far in life, the Romp is the best thing that’s been in my ass” and I agree, 100%. Do yourself a huge favor, and get one as soon as humanly possible. It’s worth it. You won’t be disappointed, I promise.
A huge thanks to NobEssence!











