The Tantus Protouch- a simple sex toy with a variety of uses. What could you classify the Protouch as, you ask? The answer could be number of things, like dildo, vibrator, prostate stimulator, or even butt plug. This simple little toy is slightly more complex than it seems.

The Protouch was designed to mimic the “come-hither” motion of a finger, meant to stimulate the g-spot or prostate. It has a unique shape, with its bulbous shaft and widened ridge towards the base. Since the Protouch is silicone, it’s great for anal play and can be sterilized by boiling, running through the dishwasher (top rack, no soap), or wiping with a 10% bleach solution. The Protouch is produced in three colors; pink, a deep maroon, and the always classic black. There is a hole in the base, which fits the included one-speed, watch battery operated bullet. The silicone is extremely smooth and shiny, and the body of the toy is fairly flexible, similar to the Tantus Ripple.

So how does the Protouch perform? Unfortunately, it was a bit of a miss for me. The Protouch was just too flexible to successfully stimulate my g-spot. The widened ridge takes away from the overall insertable length of the toy, making thrusting a bit of an inconvenience. I had hopes that it would fare better for prostate stimulation, so I handed it to my partner and asked for a report back about what he thought. He had been wanting to try vibration during prostate stimulation, so I figured this would be right up his alley (alley being his ass, I suppose).

After he had his date with the Protouch, I prodded him with questions. He seemed to like it slightly more than I did, although he was on the fence. In his own words “it’s nice if you can get it where you want it, but it’s hard to keep it there”. Once again, the flexibility seemed to be a problem. He could get it to stimulate his prostate, but thrusting was out of the question  because the curved end of the shaft would spin around, partly due to his lubed up fingers.

While the Protouch didn’t work so well for me or my partner, I could see it working better for women who don’t like girthy toys or men who want light prostate stimulation without any thrusting. To put it simply, the Protouch is a great concept with a medicore execution. I probably would have liked it better if it didn’t have the large ridge in the middle or was made from stiffer silicone. You can try out the Protouch for yourself, from PinkCherry.com for US customers, or PinkCherry.ca for Canadian customers.

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I’ll spare you all my regular spiel on Tantus, as I’m sure you’ve heard it enough from me. For this review, courtesy of PinkCherry.com, is the Tantus Ripple. The Ripple, an easily recognized sex toy, is available in two sizes; small and large. Thanks to my lack of butt play, I got the small Tantus Ripple (my eyes haven’t been too big for my bum thus far, thankfully).

The small Ripple features four bulbs which gradually increase in size down the shaft. Don’t mistake this thing for a butt plug, that’s not what it is. The Ripple is meant to be thrust in and out, providing stimulation with each bulb as it says hello and goodbye to your bum. To start out, the first bulb is about the size of a small-ish finger. The last, and widest, bulb is 1″ in diameter, making this toy perfect for beginners to ass play. The Ripple is constructed of platinum silicone, just like all the other amazing Tantus toys (duh!), which means it can be sterilized by boiling, a 10% bleach solution, or your dishwasher.

So how did the Ripple fare? Honestly, I had mixed feelings. There’s no doubt that Tantus manufactures great stuff, and the Ripple is no exception. However, my butt just doesn’t seem to like movement. It wants a plug that just sits there and says “wussup” every now and then. The Ripple was foreign, and I’m pretty sure the thrusting just confused my ass more than pleasured it. I know what you’re saying…. “What if you just put it in and kept it there?” Yeah, I tried that. The problem with the Ripple is that there is no distinct neck, and the area where the neck would be isn’t much smaller than the biggest bulb. When I put the Ripple in and try to keep it there, my bum protests and pushes it out without any trouble.

Suffice to say, my butt just won’t accept the Ripple into its club. However, that doesn’t mean is isn’t a great product. The Ripple is harness compatible and would be suitable for pegging, although the small size might be a bit too short. If you enjoy ass play with movement, and are looking for something beyond a butt plug, the Ripple is just up your alley. US readers can get their very own small Tantus Ripple at PinkCherry.com for $24.99. Canadian readers can get theirs at PinkCherry.ca with no duty or border hassles!

Thank you PinkCherry.com!

I love glass and I’ve been lucky enough to able to try some unique variations on standard glass dildos, such as the Don Wands Vibrating Cobalt Nubby and now this: the Don Wands Blue Ripple with LED. What makes this so unique, you ask? The Blue Ripple with LED is like a mini-rave and glass dildo all in one. There is an LED light housed in the base of the dildo, which sends a combination of red and blue flashes throughout the shaft. (The color combination paired with the flashing reminded me of police cars here in California, and I almost felt like my cunt was being pulled over. Seriously.) The lights are reflected off of the very tip of the dildo, making for a fun addition to a typical Don Wands glass dildo. (Please note: in the photo below the LED light looks completely different than it is in real life.) 

The Blue Ripple with LED features a hollow base which it can stand upright on (the shape somehow reminds me of a Jell-O mold), a slightly curved shaft, and a semi-realistic shaped head. The LED light is controlled by a small spin-dial housed inside of the base. The shaft features raised blue details that run the length of the shaft, providing subtle texture when used. The large head gives the dildo a nice weight, and also is ideal for g-spotting. Since the base is roughly the same diameter as the head, I personally would not recommend using the Blue Ripple anally.

While the LED is a fun novelty, part of me feels as if it takes away from the toy in some ways. One of the great things about glass is the ability to sterilize it, and because there is no way to take the light out you are limited to how you can go about sterilizing this dildo. With the Blue Ripple with LED, you can’t boil it or throw it in the dishwasher, so the only option you have is wiping it down with a 10% bleach solution. While you can still dip the dildo into warm or cool water for temperature play (make sure not to submerge the base or get any water in the battery compartment), you can’t take it in the bath or shower unless you feel like ruining the LED light. I actually have had a few problems with the spin-dial, and I have the feeling it might be a design flaw. The LED light is very finicky and half the time will not come on, no matter what I try. If you screw the cap to the spin-dial too tight, the light won’t turn on. If you don’t screw the cap tight enough, the light won’t turn on. It can get frustrating trying to get the light on, and almost isn’t worth it in the first place if you’re just jacking off. The LED takes 3 tiny watch batteries (stop groaning) and you have to be careful about how the batteries are put in, since they can cause even more problems with the light.

Aside from the finicky LED, the Blue Ripple is another nice glass piece from Don Wands. What I love about the company is the fact that they think about the consumer, and it shows. Instead of getting a glass dildo with little or no protection, Don Wands sends along a plush storage bag. They also always include lube, which is a nice bonus. If you are looking for a fun novelty that is more than a crappy piece of plastic, the Blue Ripple with LED might just be what you’re looking for. If you are looking for your first glass dildo, I wouldn’t recommend this simply because the LED causes so many limitations that you won’t get to fully experience all that glass has to offer. Otherwise, I’ll let you decide for yourself! You can get your own Don Wands Blue Ripple for $39.99 at PinkCherry.com.

Thank you PinkCherry!

Let me start out by saying that I have become one of Tantus Inc.’s biggest fans. What is not to love about a company that makes body-safe products, is mindful of the environment, and has an amazingly strong woman as its president? Not to mention that all Tantus toys are hand-made right here in the US! (To find out more about Tantus Inc. you can visit their website here.) When PinkCherry.com gave me the chance to review a Tantus product, I jumped at the opportunity.

I was lucky enough to receive the Tantus Acute, and let me tell you… it is AMAZING. This has become my one of my favorite dildos, hands down. I mean, what’s not to love? The Acute is hand-made out of 100% ultra-premium platinum silicone, making it phthalate-free and completely body safe. If you have not yet experienced Tantus’ silicone, please do yourself a favor and try it as soon as you can.

The Acute is available in three colors, two of which are available through PinkCherry.com (Purple Haze, a swirled lilac-esque color, and Midnight Purple, a rich deep purple). It is moderate in size, with an insertable length of 5” and a diameter of 1¼”. The Acute features a flared base, making it harness compatible and safe for anal play. Since it is constructed of silicone, you can sterilize the Acute by boiling, wiping with a 10% bleach solution, or running through the dishwasher (top rack, no soap).

At first I scoffed at claims of how great the Acute was. It really didn’t look that amazing compared to some of the fancier silicone dildos available. As a sex toy reviewer, I figured it was my duty to put these claims to the test. The result: love at first orgasm. Having tried plenty of g-spot dildos, I didn’t have high hopes for it in that area… I was wrong. The Acute zeroed in on my g-spot and went straight to work. Even when I’m only craving clitoral stimulation I will reach for the Acute, just to have something to clench onto. The Acute would also work well for prostate stimulation, although I haven’t tested it out for obvious reasons (like my lack of a prostate).

I really can’t stop proclaiming my love for the Acute. Although some size queens may be left wanting more, I have found it to be the perfect size for me. Since its arrival, I have been tweeting praises of its pure awesomeness and telling everybody who would listen to get one. That leads me to you, dear reader. If you would like to purchase the Tantus Acute, please head on over to PinkCherry.com and take your choice of the Purple Haze for $29.99 or the Midnight Purple for $37.99. Thank you so much PinkCherry.com!

Long gone are my days of drug-store lubes like KY and Astroglide. Not to say that I’m a lubricant connoisseur, if you will, or have nearly as many bottles of the stuff as some of my fellow blogger friends. I’ve found a few lubes that get the job done, and I generally stick with them.

PinkCherry.com was kind enough to send me a bottle of ID Moments Lubricant to break me out of my lube rut. ID Moments is a water-based lubricant that is glycerin and paraben free, making it perfect for women who are sensitive to getting yeast infections. Since ID Moments is water-based, it is compatible with silicone toys. The bottle states that it is a “hypoallergenic lubricant” and “ideal for sensitive skin”.

ID Moments smells fantastic, very much like sour-apple candy or champagne (I can’t pick which it smells like more, it’s almost bizarre). When licked there is a semi-sweet, very mild taste that would not be unpleasant if you just happened to get it in your mouth on accident. The lube is not very thick, so I would not recommend it for anal sex. It’s very slippery, and doesn’t get tacky or sticky during use. Since it is water-based it soaks right into the skin, and I was never left with a sticky residue like other lubes I have tried in the past.

ID Moments has become a staple in my nightstand and something I reach for regularly. Head on over to PinkCherry.com and pick up your own 2.7 oz. bottle for $11.88 (17.6 oz. bottle also available for $39.88). Thank you PinkCherry.com!

Let me start out by saying that I LOVE massages. I’m lucky enough to have a partner that puts up with my constant requests for rubdowns, and the Amazing Hot Heart Massager from PinkCherry.com has become my new best friend. The Hot Heart Massager comes packaged ready to use, along with a small packet of massage oil and a “massage guide” (although, it hardly counts as a guide).

The massager fits nicely in my hand, and is decked out with a big “XOXO” on the front. The back lists directions for use and re-use, as well as warnings and the website for Lover’s Choice. When the massager is ready for use, the pink inner-filling is in a liquid state. To activate the heat, you just bend the little metal disk (which floats around in the liquid) a few times. The liquid quickly begins crystallizing and turning a lighter shade of pink. (From top to bottom, the picture to the left shows the massager in the liquid state, starting to crystalize right after being activated, and fully crystalized.) It gets hot, and it does it fast! The liquid is completely crystallized in less than a minute and remains squishy and pliable, although it stiffens as it cools down. The heat lasts between 30 and 45 minutes, and within an hour the massager is completely rigid and no longer warm. One of the coolest things about the Hot Heart Massager is the fact that it’s reusable, with no limit of how many times you can use it. Boil the massager for 10 minutes, let it cool to room temperature, and it’s ready to go again!

The packet of massage oil that comes with the Hot Heart Massager is ⅔ ounces of “Citrus Blossoms” massage oil. The packet lasted us one massage, although I think it could last 2 or 3 massages for most people, depending on the usage. The oil had a very nice consistency and was not sticky at all. The scent reminded me of lemon furniture polish (it was very similar to Pledge), but it wasn’t horrible or over-powering. I would have preferred a different scent because the smell reminded me of cleaning, not relaxing, but it wasn’t too strong or unpleasant. The “massage guide” is very basic and didn’t provide any new information. It mainly listed ways to “create the perfect setting” and “express your love through touch” (yes, those are quotes) which I didn’t find very useful.

Let’s move on to the good part: How did it feel? One word – Amazing. After applying massage oil, the heated massager glides over skin effortlessly. The heat starts off very warm (but not too intense) and slowly gets cooler as time goes on. The only way I could think to improve the massager is to make it last longer (it feels so good that I’m always left wanting more). It’s also perfect for things other than massages, like soothing cramps or injuries that require the use of heating pads.

I plan on ordering another one to keep at my partners house (one can never be too prepared, right?) and wouldn’t hesitate in giving these as gifts. I strongly recommend the Amazing Hot Heat Massager to everyone, it’s just that amazing. Thanks to PinkCherry.com for my new massage must-have! Head on over and pick up your very own Amazing Hot Heart Massager for $19.88 from PinkCherry.com.

It’s no secret that I’m a vibration whore – I love strong vibrations. I’m also head-over-heels for glass. When I saw the Don Wands Vibrating Glass Cobalt Nubby at PinkCherry.com, there was an instant attraction. Glass that vibrates? Sign me up!

The Vibrating Nubby arrived with a plush pink storage bag and batteries. When held up to a light, it becomes translucent and the outline of the incased vibrator is visible. The raised nubs that adorn the shaft are ¼” in diameter and ⅛” high. It can be sterilized, but since this is a vibrator please do not fully submerge it in water! If you want to sterilize it, go ahead and wipe the glass down with a 10% bleach solution and then rinse with water. (No boiling or washing this one in the dishwasher!)

 Once I had finished admiring its beauty, it was time to fire this thing up. No instructions for battery insertion were included, so I was left to my own devices. After figuring it out (2 AA, positive side towards the head) I hastily began pressing with the power button. There are 8 vibration settings – impressive. The first three are variations of solid vibration, each getting deeper than the previous. The next five are different pulsation patterns. There is only one button, so to turn the vibrator off you must cycle through each setting. The vibrations travel really well through the glass and are fairly quiet (I doubt this could be heard through a closed door).

The Vibrating Nubby was rather intimidating at first. With a circumference of 5” at its thickest point, it’s not for the faint of heart. Although glass is extremely smooth, and I generally don’t need to use lube with it, the Vibrating Nubby is an exception. Its thick shaft required some extra warm up and assistance in the lubrication department. PinkCherry.com was nice enough to send along an assortment of samples of Wet Lubricant, so I was all set to start. This vibrator is extremely filling in the best way possible. The nubs on the shaft are very noticeable and the glass heats up quickly (my favorite thing about glass). Thrusting is a little uncomfortable, but the nubs feel great if I twist the vibrator around.

My favorite way to use the Vibrating Nubby has been to pair it with clit stimulation. I generally always use my Xtreme Pack with my other glass dildos, but this was a completely different set of sensations. I set the Vibrating Nubby on the fifth setting (a series of pulses which increase in speed) and set my Xtreme Pack on a steady vibration. Usually, the Xtreme wins in head-to-head vibration wars, but this was different. I could feel the distinct pattern of the Vibrating Nubby pulsing inside of me while the Xtreme Pack buzzed away. The Vibrating Nubby held its own against the Xtreme Pack, and has earned its way into my favorite toys drawer.

Head over to PinkCherry.com and pick up your own Don Wands Vibrating Glass Cobalt Nubby for $89.88 and get free shipping!